Now the nightmare's real, now Dr. Horrible is here to make you quake with fear to make the whole world kneel. And I won't feel...a thing

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nph-burtka:

Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka’s Wedding Photos

masterofpossimpible:

David ☺️☺️☺️

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I’m looking for this guy. Bleach blonde hair, leather jacket, British accent. Kinda sallow, but in a hot way?

(via spikesexual)

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Send Me One (angsty hurt/ill sentence starters; trigger warnings may apply) "Everything hurts..."
"Please, no more!"
"Augh... I think it's broken.."
"What sort of monster does this to a person?"
"Who did this to you?"
"No, please no! NO---Aaaugh!!!"
"They... they hurt me..."
"They didn't even ask me any questions..."
"I feel terrible..."
"It's nothing, just a scratch."
"Why is the room spinning?"
"I need to lie down..."
"You should lie down!"
"Oh, stop screaming! You're only annoying me!"
"Shhh, shhh, hush--it's okay; you're safe now!"
"No one will ever hurt you again. I swear it."
"Make the pain stop... make it stop!"
"'Stop'? Why on earth would I do a thing like that?"
"I don't feel so well..."
"____, you're hurt. You need to rest."
"You don't look so good... You feeling okay there, buddy?"
"Hold still and take a few deep breaths. This is going to hurt..."
"Don't struggle--you'll only make it worse!"
"Don't struggle--I'm trying to help you!"
"Oh my--you're bleeding everywhere!"
"Oh, boo, you got blood on the carpet!"
"Do you need me to hold your hair back while you vomit?"
"I feel like I'm gonna puke..."
"Ugh..."
"It's fine, I'm fine. Nothing to worry about!"
"'Tis but a scratch!"
"A scratch?! You're hurt--badly!"
"We need to get you to a doctor, looks like..."
"Good thing I have medical experience, or you'd be in a helluva lot of trouble!"
"Ooh... My head..."
"I'm pretty sure you've got the flu..."
"I'mma... I'm gonna---ACHOOOO!!!"
"I've been told I only have a few months to live..."
"If this kills me, I want you to have my ______."
"AUGH! Don't touch it!"
"It hurts so bad..."
"Tell me, what did I do to deserve this...?"
"I fell, honest."
"Oh, stop fussing! I'm fine, really!"
"You came for me...I thought... I'd been abandoned, but... you came..."
"Please... please, just kill me... I beg you..."
"Perhaps we should just put him/her out of his/her misery...?"
"Good people don't hurt others... Not like this."
"We're the good guys, don't you get it?! We're not supposed to hurt people, we're supposed to help them!"
"Why are you doing this?!"
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Platonic hugs (◡‿◡✿)

Platonic cuddling (◕‿◕✿)

Platonic nose/forehead/cheek kisses (◕ω◕✿)

Platonic affection between characters ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* \(◕ω◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

(via differentfacesameman)

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ritorudeiji:

your otp picking out matching wedding bands

your otp arguing over potential baby names

your otp grumbling about getting up early to walk the dog

your otp playfully hip-checking each other while making dinner

your otp being domestic cuties

(via itsnotflirting)

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slippingintoacomabored:

Hi welcome to my rp blog (✿◠‿◠)

You’re looking for my rp threads? (◕‿◕✿)

THEY’RE IN THE FUCKING DRAFTS (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

(via geniusineffigy)

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